SI Model loves her 63-year-old billionaire boyfriend for his brain. People Everywhere Simultaneously Do Spittakes
Lets examine her quotes shall we?
“He’s very normal and down to earth” - Yeeees, very normal and down to earth with 2 billion dollars. Im sure those Monday morning crowded train rides are a bitch to him too. Oh wait, he YACHTS to work and thats WHEN he decides to go to work.
“I never thought I was going to date an older man when I first met him” - Translation: I dont dig on penises that look like shriveled sausages, but thats a 2billion dollar sausage.
“To me, it was different to hang out with someone with something to say that was so interesting and important and who was truly, incredibly intelligent.” - darlin, its called being rich. He could squat and shite out a head of lettuce and people would clap and call it genius.
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