Mad Japanese Scientists Teach Mouse to Use Rake

Housewives everywhere file for divorce claiming that rats are better than their husbands.


In Tribute to Eliot Spitzer’s Second Reported Tryst With A Hooker: Top 10 Hookers in Movies


Realistic-ish Homer Simpson

AHHH! GET A STICK! KILL IT! KILL IT!! ITS LOOKING INTO MY SOUL AND SNACKING ON IT AHHHHHHH


What Will Life Be Like in the Year 2008? (Nov, 1968)

Pretty accurate. Except for the robots taking over the world part..


Boom! Madden 2009 to Boom! Not Have John Madden In It

Its not as if I was buying Madden for his insightful commentary like “That random guy here sure is important to his team”.  They better not take away madden’s recommendations though.  Cmon i totally should go goal line stand on an Shotgun formation.


Watch All Episodes of South Park Online Legally Instead of Illegally Which Is Cool Too I Guess


The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of ’80s Cartoons

To me, they missed the Smurf’s GNAP episode which friggin scarred me and i was never able to eat small blue people ever again. Not even as a snack.


This Week’s Hot Chick We Totally Would Back Then, Now?

This week, Kelly LeBrock best known for her sultry roles in 80’s movies: “The Lady in Red”, and the nerd classic “Weird Science”

Here she was then!

and now:

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SI Model loves her 63-year-old billionaire boyfriend for his brain. People Everywhere Simultaneously Do Spittakes

Lets examine her quotes shall we?

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KFC To Start Serving Grilled Chicken

Aw cmon! The skin’s the best friggin part! Damn tree huggin healthnicks.  In fact they should start serving a dish called “Skin” and id be buying the 10 piece of that.


Ethan Hawke Sings Song About Some Blonde Chick He Divorced, Rhymes With Puma

Calls her a big fat beast. Mmm, yea good Hawke eye there bro.


Denzel Washington to Star in Remake of “The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3″

The lack of ANY originality and anal raping of our past continues as another  remake comes forth.  The best remake so far?


Video of Mario Finally Going DonkeyKongSh*t

No flinging of Poo in this video, but just as equally funny or dirty.


Corinne Bailey Rae Husband Found Dead in Apartment

Drug overdose.  Tsk tsk, next time take one drink, dont be rude, go home, jerk off and thats all you gonna do.


Coolest Thing Ive Seen This Weekend: Geek Graffiti