The best Married with Children episode: ALL OF THEM

Filed under: TV | No Comments » | March 22nd, 2008

Thats kinda like saying being bitten by a radioactive spider and getting superhuman powers and “spider-sense” is totally impossible when we all know it is.  Stupid scientists.

Filed under: Lists, Movies | No Comments » | March 22nd, 2008

Yknow, I would’ve liked Karate Kid a lot more if Johnny wasn’t such a puss at the end.  Hes a dick the whole movie and has no problem f-ing pretty boy Danny up the whole movie, but sweep the leg? OH GOD NO SENSEI!!!!!

Filed under: Lists, Movies | No Comments » | March 22nd, 2008

Whatta way to start the weekend!

Filed under: Lists | No Comments » | March 21st, 2008

Since its shift managers also took from the tip pool (you know, those cups of pennies) the waiters got pissed and wanted their 2 dollars.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | March 21st, 2008

The title of the blog says it all.

It’s not racist if you make fun of your own race right?

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | March 21st, 2008

Didn’t realize that my photoshop skills are up to par with some of the pros

Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | March 21st, 2008

“An insider (read:the book’s publicist) reveals to British newspaper Daily Star, ‘This book could ruin Angelina and Brad. Jen will prove that the pen really is mightier than the sword.” HAHA! Take THAT ANGELINA! What with you and your multi cultural family and your peacekeeping ways and your new fraternal twins and your gorgeous baby and your perfect 10 face and body and still more than likely having hourly monkey sex with Brad and Brad will likely think youre even hotter after this because Jennifer was supposedly too busy with her movie career to have a family with Brad and now her last 5 movies have bombed and now she has nothing to show for it and your money and you’d even make a potato sack look like a wedding dress!

THE ANISTON has the last laugh!

Filed under: Babes, Gossip | No Comments » | March 20th, 2008

“Mmm, wash yo numbuh baby? Ish tink yer coot and Iz wuld likez to topple yer govuhment!”

Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | March 20th, 2008

And washing with tap water isn’t enough.

F U Mom!

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | March 20th, 2008

Im going to love seeing how these spoiled brats come out of school and expect a decent paying job.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | March 20th, 2008

Alllllright, i love me some science.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | March 20th, 2008

Define “intriguing”….

Filed under: Babes, Lists | No Comments » | March 20th, 2008

Pretty interesting read. I still wonder how the quality of the bootlegs are so bad with all the new technology out there.

According to the MPAA, about $6.1 billion is lost on piracy.. sounds like the RIAA is doing the calculation..

Filed under: Misc, Movies, Tech | No Comments » | March 20th, 2008

Hillary reminds me of the kinda girlfriend you dump because shes not-ugly-but-not-hot-little-plain looking, quiet, also a little boring, a good girl in that Tom Petty loves her momma kinda way and totally loves you but thats why she bores you and so you dump her and she disappears for awhile and when she emerges out of her cocoon she becomes this omega-3 fatty acid hawt gal whos only purpose is …to…SPITE..yo ass.

Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | March 19th, 2008