This pretty much nails them all in the head

Filed under: Funny, Tech | No Comments » | April 30th, 2008

Go ahead, keep complaining about our frat boy humor.  Cmon…

Filed under: Funny | No Comments » | April 30th, 2008

Apparently the game freezes at the intro screen.  Who the hell watches the intro screen? Prepare to fast forward!  Fast forwarding!

Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | April 30th, 2008

I hope I can finally get fat and an ulcer from just a single product.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 29th, 2008

She then goes on to complain about how fat she is…

Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | April 29th, 2008

Ive watched a lot of Sci-Fi movies in my time, and I always get so jealous that the people on the screen get to play with these great cool toys. Yea I get it, its Science fiction stupid, hey im not stupid youre stupid. Anyway, I get that these really cool inventions haven’t been created yet, but it might because technology’s getting better! But what we have we got so far? Nothing but new versions of walkmans, cars that still burn yummy fossil fuels at 4 dollars a gallon, and according to the news a recreation of The Road Warrior. Heres 5 examples of inventions I dont see why im still waiting for. Why only 5? Because I got work to do thats why!

/curmudgeon mode

Read more…

Filed under: Funny, Lists | No Comments » | April 29th, 2008

Get on line (without the dash you internet freaks) and get ready to miss about 4 hours of work for a one…tiny…itsy..bitsy….free scoop!

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 28th, 2008

I kinda felt bad for Wesley and id be inclined to say he didn’t really deserve it until i read this:

“The actor maintained in a yearslong battle with the IRS he did not have to pay taxes, using fringe arguments common to “tax protesters” who say the government has no legal right to collect. After joining Kahn’s group, the government said, Snipes instructed his employees to stop paying their own taxes and sought $11 million in 1996 and 1997 taxes he legally paid.”

To which Wesley replied: “I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance,”.

Yes, and therefore thats why you should be able to get off not paying taxes so the rest of us do? Dickhead. Enjoy prison, cigs are worth money, dont drop the soap, and take Martin Lawrence’s advice and avoid getting butt raped by shitting in yo pants.

Filed under: Gossip, Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008

+ = Sunshine sparkles and rosemary bells with star-tears according to an LA-Times interview with the former child star now current gayhunk

Filed under: Gossip, Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008

Suck it Bono!

But before you go out and buy those wagons of hairspray and lightbulbs, the founder thinks the way to go is with nuclear power. Ah yes..MUCH SAFER.

“The only viable solution is to build hundreds of nuclear power plants over the next century, Moore told the Boise Metro Chamber of Commerce on Wednesday. There isn’t enough potential for wind, solar, hydroelectric, and geothermal or other renewable energy sources, he said.”

Me thinks someone has gotten to the former founder.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008

Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008

Then, superstar Spuds Mckenzie!

Now:

This has been another, 80s Superstars, Where Are You Now!

Filed under: Funny, Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008

 I can’t even…. wow…

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 23rd, 2008

So essentially

= Boys

= Girls

In other news, China introduced its new diet: Nutin but Steak and those Outback Steakhouse Aussie Fries!

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 23rd, 2008

True, the MSNBC article doesn’t really provide any, oh i dont know, proof or sources or reasoning, they’re claiming that those pics of Miley Cyrus showing off her um…whats the word, ah yes UNDERAGE breastestestss in her green bra are likely photoshop modifications or someone who looks like her. If so, HIRE THAT GIRL. Shes way better than that Bush impersonator i hired for my bachelor party.

Filed under: Babes, Gossip, Music | No Comments » | April 22nd, 2008