Things not included: How to convince the police that pot is for medicinal purposes

How to get with that-girl-at-the-gym-oh-you-know-who-you-are-miss-kitty-and-your-thigh-master-

and-i-collect-your-sweat-in-my-pickle-jar-that-i-eat-with-my-cereal-so-its-a-balanced-breakfas

Get reality shows off the air and Classic tv shows like Gilligans Island, especially that episode where Mary Ann, who thinks shes Ginger, seduces Gilligan which TOTALLY rushed puberty a few years too early, but also shows that Gilligan is totally gay for the skipper as he acts as if a snake is biting him as shes pouring her delicious tongue down his throat.

Filed under: Lists | April 4th, 2008

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• Something That’ll Either Piss You Off Or Make You Wish You Were David From 90210
• And Now For Something Completely Different
• J.K Rowling To Write Another Potter Book
• New Hobbit Movie May Already Be Killed By A Non Gigantic Buggy Eye
• First Images of Baronness in New GI Joe Movie
• The Bible As Told By Dr. Seuss
• Happy Saturday! Its some Bikini Pics of The Girls From Battlestar.
• The Worst TV Show EVAR:The Fran Drescher And Rosie ODonnell Show