Best Lines From This Weeks Shows
The Office
“Oh, hello Oscar Meyer Weiner Lover.”
South Park
“You don’t understand. I need the internet to jack off. I got used to being able to see anything at the click of a button, you know. Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other’s mouths, you can’t exactly go back to Playboy!”
How I Met Your Mother
“Why dont you call it something cool? Like Ninjas?”
“Alright, so there I was working on the Ninja report.”
“OOooh! Ninjas are cool”
30 Rock
“‘I knew that girl was 18. She told me her last boyfriend was Asian, and that crap doesn’t start until college.”
Filed under: TV | April 18th, 2008
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