J.K Rowling To Write Another Potter Book
Remember when she said no more potter books. Yea she lied, as shes doing a prequel. J.K must stand for JUST KIDDING or Joking! Kash.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 30th, 2008
New Hobbit Movie May Already Be Killed By A Non Gigantic Buggy Eye
Otherwise known as Tolkien’s 83 year old son.
In other news, the above was the ONLY sexy pic i can find when googling Hobbits. Geez I hate Hobbits.
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 29th, 2008
First Images of Baronness in New GI Joe Movie
Now a new generation of boys can get their bollocks off for chicks with glasses and leather. Ah progress.
Filed under: Babes, Movies | No Comments » | May 29th, 2008
The Bible As Told By Dr. Seuss
“To clear up this humpty bumpty hullabulla, his name will be Christ, and he never wears shoes. His friends will all call him the King of the Jews!” Thats some pretty funny shit right there. Probably helps that I just sniffed a bottle of glue but I dont think so gigantic clown tree.
Filed under: Funny, TV | No Comments » | May 24th, 2008
Happy Saturday! Its some Bikini Pics of The Girls From Battlestar.
And there was much celebration. And um at least 1 boner.
Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | May 24th, 2008
The Worst TV Show EVAR:The Fran Drescher And Rosie ODonnell Show
Now if you’ll excuse me, im going to yank out my eyes, fill out those empty sockets with popcorn, and stab a fork in my ears. Good day to you!
Filed under: TV | No Comments » | May 22nd, 2008
For You People That Think America is Ridiculous With Its Conservative Nature
Manchester Museum is now having its Mummy exhibit…without showing the actual mummy for fears of upsetting sensitive viewers.
So you’re saying I cant get my rocks off at looking at 1000 year old mummy mammaries? Damn, oh well back to my computer and looking at ecchh…fresh 21 year old boobies.
Filed under: Funny, Misc | No Comments » | May 22nd, 2008
For You Hippies That Love Other Countries: Chinese Woman Detained For Making Video
The Twist? She was upset that all of her MMORPG playing was cut short from all the coverage about the Earthquake that has about 80k people missing. Her quote:
“How many of you died? It was just a few,” Gao said. “China has so many people, anyway.”
Shes been detained, but under no charge. I think its safe to say that I can take over her WOW character and totally sell off my armor. She wont be needing THAT anymore.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 22nd, 2008
Details on the New Guitar Hero 4
I actually find it quite funny to laugh at all of the real guitar playing snobs who scoff at GH. I’d imagine it’d be just as ridiculous if you had a group of soldiers/carjackers/plumbers complain about you lacking any real world knowledge.
Filed under: Music, Tech | No Comments » | May 22nd, 2008
Boy band creator sentenced to 25 years in prison
Let this be a lesson to anyone even thinking of creating another boy band…
Filed under: Music | No Comments » | May 21st, 2008
Flavor of Love’s ‘Black’ in Bikini pics
Never watched the show but damn Flav, how did you pass this:
for THIS?!?
Filed under: Babes, TV | No Comments » | May 21st, 2008
6 Movies that Drove People To Kill
Insert Joke Here About Any Steven Seagal/Carrot Top/That Verne Guy/Brenden Fraiser/AND Ill Just Come Out And Say It SCARJO Movie. Cmon people you know its true.
Filed under: Lists, Movies | No Comments » | May 20th, 2008
Every Mortal Kombat Fatality
The Sleeping With Paris Hilton fatality, not included. Wait what was that? Im stuck in a so 6 months relevance ago VORTEX!?!??!? Sonofa..oh whatever, she couldn’t stay out of the tabloids 6 months later right? RIGHT!??!
Filed under: Funny, Tech | No Comments » | May 20th, 2008
