This is a very intricate process of selection which pretty much boils down to a handful of clowns in a room yelling names and some poor intern misspelling most of them on a whiteboard. Then another intern spell checks them and puts them in order of how many search results they have when Googled. Finally a sales algorithm is run by each name to see how many magazines it will potentially sell. Hence, Miley Cyrus is #1 and will probably be for the next 5 years…

Filed under: Lists, Misc | May 4th, 2008

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