Pedaling to The Lowest Common Female Denominator: Brad Pitt Has A Tat of the New Orleans Levee System

Someone had a really interesting analysis of Brad Pitt when he first started dating THE JOLIE. They believed that Brad Pitt was a Xenoembryorph. Basically he has the strange habit of looking/acting/dressing as his girlfriends. Click the link below for more totally world bending analysis.

Look at that shit above. And this was happening before Brannifer or Jennirad or whatever they called themselves. You could see the dark hair and attitude when he was dating Juliette “Im A Bit Weird And Can I Suck Your Thumb” Lewis.

His intentions are unclear. The analysis went on that Brad has mother/identity issues. Me? Personally I think the dude loves babes and what dude hasn’t changed because of his woman? Still, its a bit unsettling and apparently 98% of women don’t care responding: “Who gives a shit? Look at him!?!” and thats where my investigation usually ends.

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