The 2008 Texas Polygamist Wives Wall Calendar

Hey, some of them have potential. Just gotta look beneath the cult-wear and sixties hairdo.


Sandra Bullock Unhurt After Car Accident with Suspected Drunk Driver

Dont ask if they were going over 50 you INSENSITIVE bastards out there.


First Image of Rachel Nichols as Scarlett

Rowr, id like to shoot her crossbow into an enemy’s eyes and watch as the blood oozed from them! Mm hmm yesssirr


They Had Video Cameras Back Then?!??: Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Sold for 1.5 Million

Because I saw that new Lindsey “sexvideo”, i couldnt tell if that was Lindsey or a red headed horse givin head. I cant IMAGINE the video quality on this thing in the 50’s. Watching my old commodore 64’s porno videos was like watching 2 pixels do it. Not hot (though i still flogged my monkey to it) Plus did you see technology back in the day? Crap phones were the size of army tanks, so how hidden could this secret camera be?!?! 1.5 million? PSH, enjoy it buddy.


This Ones For You DC: House Bunny Trailer Starring Anna Farris


This Week’s Hot Chick We Totally Would Back Then, Now?

This week!  Former Wonder Woman and Battle of the Network Stars BADASS: Linda Carter

Then:

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Continuing Our Stalking of ScarJo: New Photos Of Her From The Spirit Movie

Helllllloooooooo Nurse! Yes indeed Yakko…hello Nurse indeed.


Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

Entitled: Anywhere I Lay My Head.  Um…k.


Lohan Dad Trying To Convince Lindsey Not To Do Manson Movie

Without Him!  ZING!


Redheads ‘have more sex than blondes or brunettes’

 This information may have been useful 6 MONTHS AGO!


This Week’s Hot Chick We Totally Would Back Then, Now?

This week, Kelly LeBrock best known for her sultry roles in 80’s movies: “The Lady in Red”, and the nerd classic “Weird Science”

Here she was then!

and now:

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SI Model loves her 63-year-old billionaire boyfriend for his brain. People Everywhere Simultaneously Do Spittakes

Lets examine her quotes shall we?

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Ethan Hawke Sings Song About Some Blonde Chick He Divorced, Rhymes With Puma

Calls her a big fat beast. Mmm, yea good Hawke eye there bro.


Aniston To Write Tell All (aka Nothing) Book

“An insider (read:the book’s publicist) reveals to British newspaper Daily Star, ‘This book could ruin Angelina and Brad. Jen will prove that the pen really is mightier than the sword.” HAHA! Take THAT ANGELINA! What with you and your multi cultural family and your peacekeeping ways and your new fraternal twins and your gorgeous baby and your perfect 10 face and body and still more than likely having hourly monkey sex with Brad and Brad will likely think youre even hotter after this because Jennifer was supposedly too busy with her movie career to have a family with Brad and now her last 5 movies have bombed and now she has nothing to show for it and your money and you’d even make a potato sack look like a wedding dress!

THE ANISTON has the last laugh!


This Is The Going Rate for $80k?? Ashely Dupre’s Early Escort Pics

“Mmm, wash yo numbuh baby? Ish tink yer coot and Iz wuld likez to topple yer govuhment!”