The 20 Most Intriguing Billionaire Heiresses

Define “intriguing”….


When Hillary Duff Walks in Fishnets, Mr Winky Listens

Hillary reminds me of the kinda girlfriend you dump because shes not-ugly-but-not-hot-little-plain looking, quiet, also a little boring, a good girl in that Tom Petty loves her momma kinda way and totally loves you but thats why she bores you and so you dump her and she disappears for awhile and when she emerges out of her cocoon she becomes this omega-3 fatty acid hawt gal whos only purpose is …to…SPITE..yo ass.


Spitzer’s Prostitute Ashley “I Want To Be Known For My Singing” Dupre Appeared on Girls Gone Wild

CHA CHING


Sarah Jessica Parker Hurt Over Maxim’s Moniker on Her: Worlds Unsexiest Woman

So let me get this straight Maxim, This lady

is sexier than this lady?

Oh! Oh…i see…hmm..


Top 10 Trophy Wives

Including the trophiest of wives:


Charlotte’s Been Caught Beatin The Non Dog Stick

Actress Kristen Davis ina supposed sex tape with someone not named Harry (inside Sex and The City joke, you know me girls!  Pass the lahtka)


Natalie Portman As A Blonde!? Quick! Someone Call Off the Attention Police!

And good lord dial up the Nip patrol!


We like Kristen Bell


Hayden Admits to A Little Underage Drinky

Buffy Like Beer

Why dont you and I grab a bottle of 1982 Riesling,  ill slip into something more comfortable, we level up our hordes, and you can quest through my Temple of Atal’Hakkar?


A Cheap Reason to Post A Pic of Kate Beckinsale

Nothing Sexier than a Woman With a Cigarette

She talks about her upcoming role in the movie: “I Love That Scene Where She Undressed in Underworld 2 Its Just Like That Dream I Had Where I Was A WerePire Too And She Totally Wanted Me And Shave My ManFur And I Had to Tell Her No Because Thats Just Wrong”.

I mean “Snow Angels”.


Women of the Ukranian Army

Sign me up!


Kirsten Bell Involved in Car Accident

Photo of the crime scene

The actual crime scene photo.  Sweaty Officers at the scene reported she was “Shaken but perky”


Jenna (Reowr) Fisher Interview With Playboy

You sly minx you

Oh yea, thats the face she’d give if she saw me naked in bed. Oh yea baby take in the body hair.  Call me SASQUATCH


Christina Aguilera is looking good

Remember the arguments over who’s better, her or Britney? Christina won!


Spot The Differences Between The Two Elisha Cuthbert Photos!

Not This Photo You Perv, click on Her Tahtah to See it.

Winner of the contest wins an actual prize, though we all win.  Shh shhh…we all win.