Hillary reminds me of the kinda girlfriend you dump because shes not-ugly-but-not-hot-little-plain looking, quiet, also a little boring, a good girl in that Tom Petty loves her momma kinda way and totally loves you but thats why she bores you and so you dump her and she disappears for awhile and when she emerges out of her cocoon she becomes this omega-3 fatty acid hawt gal whos only purpose is …to…SPITE..yo ass.
Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | March 19th, 2008
So let me get this straight Maxim, This lady
is sexier than this lady?
Oh! Oh…i see…hmm..
Filed under: Babes, Lists | No Comments » | March 19th, 2008
Actress Kristen Davis ina supposed sex tape with someone not named Harry (inside Sex and The City joke, you know me girls! Pass the lahtka)
Filed under: Babes, Gossip, Movies | No Comments » | March 17th, 2008
Filed under: Babes, TV | No Comments » | March 13th, 2008
“Why dont you and I grab a bottle of 1982 Riesling, ill slip into something more comfortable, we level up our hordes, and you can quest through my Temple of Atal’Hakkar?“
Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | March 11th, 2008
She talks about her upcoming role in the movie: “I Love That Scene Where She Undressed in Underworld 2 Its Just Like That Dream I Had Where I Was A WerePire Too And She Totally Wanted Me And Shave My ManFur And I Had to Tell Her No Because Thats Just Wrong”.
I mean “Snow Angels”.
Filed under: Babes, Movies | No Comments » | March 11th, 2008
The actual crime scene photo. Sweaty Officers at the scene reported she was “Shaken but perky”
Filed under: Babes, Cars | No Comments » | March 10th, 2008
Oh yea, thats the face she’d give if she saw me naked in bed. Oh yea baby take in the body hair. Call me SASQUATCH
Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | March 10th, 2008
Remember the arguments over who’s better, her or Britney? Christina won!
Filed under: Babes, Music | No Comments » | March 9th, 2008
Winner of the contest wins an actual prize, though we all win. Shh shhh…we all win.
Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | March 9th, 2008