The World Demanded It: Point Break 2
This time, its point..breakier? Whoa. No word if the greatest actor of all time will rejoin the cast.
Filed under: Gossip, Movies | No Comments » | May 14th, 2008
Guess Who Won the Latest Undeserving Award: Dina Lohan
The Hollywood World, reeling after discovering that Puff Daddy has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after his roles in the movie…um…yes well anyway, Dina Lohan has been given the coveted Long Island”Mom of the Year Award” for her ability to, get this: “It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”
Bravo.
Filed under: Babes, Gossip, Misc | No Comments » | May 5th, 2008
Dcbin Presents Todays AW SH*T News Of the Day: Scarlett Johottie and Ryan Reyhottie Engaged
Oh like we had any chance. Also, did you hear her album? Man, i hope shes not singing at her wedding. OH SNAP. Sorry im just venting.
Filed under: Babes, Gossip | No Comments » | May 5th, 2008
Simon Phoenix aka Wesley Snipes Gets 3 Years in Jail for Tax Evasion
I kinda felt bad for Wesley and id be inclined to say he didn’t really deserve it until i read this:
“The actor maintained in a yearslong battle with the IRS he did not have to pay taxes, using fringe arguments common to “tax protesters” who say the government has no legal right to collect. After joining Kahn’s group, the government said, Snipes instructed his employees to stop paying their own taxes and sought $11 million in 1996 and 1997 taxes he legally paid.”
To which Wesley replied: “I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance,”.
Yes, and therefore thats why you should be able to get off not paying taxes so the rest of us do? Dickhead. Enjoy prison, cigs are worth money, dont drop the soap, and take Martin Lawrence’s advice and avoid getting butt raped by shitting in yo pants.
Filed under: Gossip, Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008
Doogie Howser Wants a Butler
+ 
= Sunshine sparkles and rosemary bells with star-tears according to an LA-Times interview with the former child star now current gayhunk
Filed under: Gossip, Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008
Before You Um, Stare Too Long At That Scandalous Picture of Miley Cyrus
True, the MSNBC article doesn’t really provide any, oh i dont know, proof or sources or reasoning, they’re claiming that those pics of Miley Cyrus showing off her um…whats the word, ah yes UNDERAGE breastestestss in her green bra are likely photoshop modifications or someone who looks like her. If so, HIRE THAT GIRL. Shes way better than that Bush impersonator i hired for my bachelor party.
Filed under: Babes, Gossip, Music | No Comments » | April 22nd, 2008
Update On Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Post: Its a Friggin Fake
Defamer, of all sites, debunks the NY Post article saying that their source is a big fat liar. So there you go 90 year old guy, you can stop wacking off now. No please…stop.
Filed under: Gossip | No Comments » | April 16th, 2008
Todays EW EW EW News: Leelee Sobieski Has a Huge Crush On Al Pacino
Hearts 
xoxoxoxo
Filed under: Gossip | No Comments » | April 12th, 2008
Beyonce and Jay-Z Have 60 Days to Live.
No wait, i mean get married. The couple done got their marriage license yesterday.
Filed under: Gossip | No Comments » | April 2nd, 2008
SI Model loves her 63-year-old billionaire boyfriend for his brain. People Everywhere Simultaneously Do Spittakes
Ethan Hawke Sings Song About Some Blonde Chick He Divorced, Rhymes With Puma
Calls her a big fat beast. Mmm, yea good Hawke eye there bro.
Filed under: Babes, Gossip | No Comments » | March 25th, 2008
Aniston To Write Tell All (aka Nothing) Book
“An insider (read:the book’s publicist) reveals to British newspaper Daily Star, ‘This book could ruin Angelina and Brad. Jen will prove that the pen really is mightier than the sword.” HAHA! Take THAT ANGELINA! What with you and your multi cultural family and your peacekeeping ways and your new fraternal twins and your gorgeous baby and your perfect 10 face and body and still more than likely having hourly monkey sex with Brad and Brad will likely think youre even hotter after this because Jennifer was supposedly too busy with her movie career to have a family with Brad and now her last 5 movies have bombed and now she has nothing to show for it and your money and you’d even make a potato sack look like a wedding dress!
THE ANISTON has the last laugh!
Filed under: Babes, Gossip | No Comments » | March 20th, 2008
Heather Mills Not Only Gained 50 Million For Doing Nothing, She Also Likes Playing Splishy Splash
A picture of what happened inside the UK court, as drawn by the house cat Mittens!! Take a bow mittens! 
Filed under: Gossip | No Comments » | March 18th, 2008
