Michael Stipe admits hes Gay. World Yawns.

Thats like Bonds telling everyone he took steroids.  Or Richard Gere saying the hamster is dead.


I Cant Beat this Headline: Harry Potter and the Impending Emphysema


Charlotte’s Been Caught Beatin The Non Dog Stick

Actress Kristen Davis ina supposed sex tape with someone not named Harry (inside Sex and The City joke, you know me girls!  Pass the lahtka)


Madonna’s marriage looks all about over

This is a HUGE story… if this was 1992..


Hustler To Offer Spitzer Girl Million Dollar deal to Appear Nude

Leave her ALONE!  You Monsters!  All she does is Give and give and all you want is more more more!!!


Audiotape Between Chris Rock and Private Investigator Regarding Rape Allegation

Gotta love Chris Rock, hes doing standup even when hes talking to his private investigator.


EA Looking to Buy Rockstar Games

Next: Rumors of a John Madden Football Hot Coffee scene


Gisele and Brady Caught Having Sex On Tape…in a Chinese Restaurant Wine Cellar?????

Gisele Meoooow

I imagine the conversation went a little something like this:

Tom: “Ah Duh…I want you so badly babe. Oh also hut hut hut.”

Gisele: “Mmmsmmmbll Victoria Seeecret (mumble mumble) ”

Tom: “Thats a great idea babe, lets go to the Wine Cellar and totally make monkey love like only us Patriots can!  Oh can you also pretend like you’re my center?”


Tony Romo Insults Jessica Simpson

Romo works hard at losing hot girlfriends.. almost as hard as losing playoff games.


L Ron Hubbard plagiarized Scientology

Next thing you’re gonna tell me is Battlefield Earth is a remake…


Sean Penn is over ‘Buttercup’

Sean barely announced the end of his marriage to Robin Wright Penn two months ago and has recently been seen with Petra Nemcova.


Gary Busey freaks out Jennifer Garner on the red carpet

Gary Busey kept interupting the interview in an attempt to get Seacrest’s attention. The E! host tried to handle the situation as best he could, introducing Busey to Garner, when the actor grabbed the surprised actress and planted a kiss on her neck.


Courteney Cox is not aging well


Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr Getting Cozy