10 Kids Cartoons Gone Gangsta
You think this picture is disturbing, the videos are way funnier.
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The 25 Worst Rap Names Ever
Must’ve been tough to narrow down to 25.
Filed under: Lists, Music | No Comments » | June 26th, 2008
10 Tips For Better Sex
Tip #10: Look like Eliza Dushku. Hinty hint hint
Filed under: Lists | No Comments » | June 19th, 2008
The 25 Worst Sitcoms Ever
So basically my entire childhood was spent watching the worst shows ever…
Filed under: Lists, TV | No Comments » | June 13th, 2008
16 Horrible Movie Accents
AWwww cmon, we love you Donnie but that accent.
Filed under: Funny, Lists, Movies | No Comments » | June 10th, 2008
6 Movies that Drove People To Kill
Insert Joke Here About Any Steven Seagal/Carrot Top/That Verne Guy/Brenden Fraiser/AND Ill Just Come Out And Say It SCARJO Movie. Cmon people you know its true.
Filed under: Lists, Movies | No Comments » | May 20th, 2008
9 Devastating Insults From Around The World
I warn ya, the first picture on page 2 is a doozie. Doozie is not an insult you twats.
Filed under: Funny, Lists | No Comments » | May 20th, 2008
The Top 10 Angry On Camera Meltdowns
Whats Colbert looking at while Barbarella is busy hand fucking his face? Ah yes, his wife lovingly counting his impending divorce money if that right hand of his goes a centimeter lower.
Filed under: Funny, Lists, TV | No Comments » | May 14th, 2008
Last Minute Mothers Day Gifts
Move it you uncaring souless demons from the land of i dont care about anyone but myself-ia! You only have a few hours!
Filed under: Lists | No Comments » | May 11th, 2008
13 Things Your Car Mechanic Wont Tell You
Things not on the list: How not to get cheated, How To Get Tawny Kitaen to Dance On the Top of Your Car, How to Shoot a Gun At The Bad Guys While Doing a 360. Die Hard baby!
Filed under: Lists, Misc | No Comments » | May 6th, 2008
Time’s 100 Most Influential People
This is a very intricate process of selection which pretty much boils down to a handful of clowns in a room yelling names and some poor intern misspelling most of them on a whiteboard. Then another intern spell checks them and puts them in order of how many search results they have when Googled. Finally a sales algorithm is run by each name to see how many magazines it will potentially sell. Hence, Miley Cyrus is #1 and will probably be for the next 5 years…
Filed under: Lists, Misc | No Comments » | May 4th, 2008
TV’s 50 Best Comedies of All Time
OK seriously… 50? What was left off the list? Marblehead Manor and Homeboys in Outer Space?
Filed under: Funny, Lists, TV | No Comments » | May 1st, 2008
Top 5 Sci-Fi Inventions That I’m Getting Impatient For
Ive watched a lot of Sci-Fi movies in my time, and I always get so jealous that the people on the screen get to play with these great cool toys. Yea I get it, its Science fiction stupid, hey im not stupid youre stupid. Anyway, I get that these really cool inventions haven’t been created yet, but it might because technology’s getting better! But what we have we got so far? Nothing but new versions of walkmans, cars that still burn yummy fossil fuels at 4 dollars a gallon, and according to the news a recreation of The Road Warrior. Heres 5 examples of inventions I dont see why im still waiting for. Why only 5? Because I got work to do thats why!
/curmudgeon mode
Filed under: Funny, Lists | No Comments » | April 29th, 2008
