The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of ’80s Cartoons

To me, they missed the Smurf’s GNAP episode which friggin scarred me and i was never able to eat small blue people ever again. Not even as a snack.


Top 10 Historically Inaccurate (Duh) Movies

Thats kinda like saying being bitten by a radioactive spider and getting superhuman powers and “spider-sense” is totally impossible when we all know it is.  Stupid scientists.


Top 7 Big Screen Bullies

Yknow, I would’ve liked Karate Kid a lot more if Johnny wasn’t such a puss at the end.  Hes a dick the whole movie and has no problem f-ing pretty boy Danny up the whole movie, but sweep the leg? OH GOD NO SENSEI!!!!!


Maxim Lists Scariest Celebrity Faces

Whatta way to start the weekend!


The 20 Most Intriguing Billionaire Heiresses

Define “intriguing”….


Sarah Jessica Parker Hurt Over Maxim’s Moniker on Her: Worlds Unsexiest Woman

So let me get this straight Maxim, This lady

is sexier than this lady?

Oh! Oh…i see…hmm..


Top 10 Trophy Wives

Including the trophiest of wives:


Hollywood’s 6 Favorite Offensive Stereotypes

I think evil Aliens are an offensive stereotype.. Gromoul’kis and I totally walked out of War of the Worlds..


20 Biggest Record Company Screw-Ups of All Time

 Wow.. no mention of the Don Johnson album..


10 Facebook Applications That Don’t Suck

Yeah.. 10 is about right..


More Lists Dammit! Alright Dont Hurt me! Its the List of the Top 10 Swords

So Fat Yet So Enviable

List of greatest swords sure, but remember guys theres no swashbuckling.


Some People Were Just Born With The Perfect Names

Yknow peeps, its really easy to change your name

Out of 100, the collective maturity level of the those who work at dcbin.com: 2


10 Most Beautiful Bridges in the World

Spain Bridge

Shockingly, REO Speedwagon’s Bridge and City of Rock And Roll: Not there.


40 Lovely Pieces of Irish Lass

Heather InMyPantsham

True story, I met Heather Graham at a Sushi House down in the village. We talked about art, the endless possibilities of tomorrow, and how we thought the other person was so hot. Then i realized it wasn’t Heather Graham but my mother.  True story though.


Top 5 Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood

This list can be renamed and expanded to “Any Guy Who is Not Me…”