This way you can quickly Google a lawyer when you inevitably get into an accident.

Filed under: Cars, Misc, Tech | No Comments » | June 26th, 2008

Filed under: Funny, Misc | No Comments » | June 20th, 2008

Six Flags! More Flags! More Fun! More money!  Great Adventure apparently forcing customers to remove small bags before going on rides and charging a dollar PER ride to use a locker.  So as opposed to having a common area for lockers and storing your bags once for a buck, they’ll gouge you for each.  Since when didm, I dunno everything start sucking?

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | June 11th, 2008

Downey thanks Burger King for helping him get off of drugs and alcohol as he was staring at a disgusting burger and coke.  I dont think thats a compliment Robbie.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | June 10th, 2008

Remember when she said no more potter books.  Yea she lied, as shes doing a prequel.  J.K must stand for JUST KIDDING or Joking! Kash.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 30th, 2008

Manchester Museum is now having its Mummy exhibit…without showing the actual mummy for fears of upsetting sensitive viewers.

So you’re saying I cant get my rocks off at looking at 1000 year old mummy mammaries?  Damn, oh well back to my computer and looking at ecchh…fresh 21 year old boobies.

Filed under: Funny, Misc | No Comments » | May 22nd, 2008

The Twist?  She was upset that all of her MMORPG playing was cut short from all the coverage about the Earthquake that has about 80k people missing.  Her quote:

“How many of you died? It was just a few,” Gao said. “China has so many people, anyway.”

Shes been detained, but under no charge.   I think its safe to say that I can take over her WOW character and totally sell off my armor. She wont be needing THAT anymore.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 22nd, 2008

Apparently TimeWarner/Dc Comics is starting to take its legal cues from its heroes.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 14th, 2008

She then had to issue a painful apology for the outburst as well as having the same hairstyle for the last 20 years.

Filed under: Misc, TV | No Comments » | May 14th, 2008

Next thing youre going to tell me, is that cavemen didn’t have feet powered cars, or that we dont have the ability to learn kung fu in seconds. DUH jackoffs

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 13th, 2008

Physicists in the UK (aka broken tooth central) have created a teeny tiny universe that essentially repeatedly keeps expanding and contracting into itself, possibly mimicking what they believe happened during “the Big Bang”.  Shortly thereafter, those same physicists gave the big bang to their stripper wives in celebration.

Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | May 9th, 2008

YOU ARE! Thats right!  You let him naturally digest for a week in your bewwy wewwy.   Hahahaha this picture is so morbid.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 8th, 2008

Shes got MAN hands baby!

Filed under: Funny, Misc, Tech | No Comments » | May 7th, 2008

Melted chocolate, USED baby diapers, and other crap.  That blanket that guy’s wearing?  Been blown in.  Try to figure out which version of blown im talking about.

Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 7th, 2008

Things not on the list: How not to get cheated, How To Get Tawny Kitaen to Dance On the Top of Your Car, How to Shoot a Gun At The Bad Guys While Doing a 360.  Die Hard baby!

Filed under: Lists, Misc | No Comments » | May 6th, 2008