The Hollywood World, reeling after discovering that Puff Daddy has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after his roles in the movie…um…yes well anyway, Dina Lohan has been given the coveted Long Island”Mom of the Year Award” for her ability to, get this: “It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”
Bravo.
Filed under: Babes, Gossip, Misc | No Comments » | May 5th, 2008
Based on a recent ruling, US Customs has the right, without having to give a reason, to search and make a physical COPY of your laptop/cell phone and retain that copy. However it doesn’t state that you are actually required to give them the password to your computer. This stemmed from a recent case where child pr0n was found on some dude’s laptop on a recent search and he could not be convicted. Those guys are always ruining things!
Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | May 5th, 2008
This is a very intricate process of selection which pretty much boils down to a handful of clowns in a room yelling names and some poor intern misspelling most of them on a whiteboard. Then another intern spell checks them and puts them in order of how many search results they have when Googled. Finally a sales algorithm is run by each name to see how many magazines it will potentially sell. Hence, Miley Cyrus is #1 and will probably be for the next 5 years…
Filed under: Lists, Misc | No Comments » | May 4th, 2008
The novel takes place after Return of the Jedi and follows the struggles of Han Solo and his substance abuse as well as Luke’s questioning of his sexuality.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 1st, 2008
Apparently the game freezes at the intro screen. Who the hell watches the intro screen? Prepare to fast forward! Fast forwarding!
Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | April 30th, 2008
I hope I can finally get fat and an ulcer from just a single product.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 29th, 2008
Get on line (without the dash you internet freaks) and get ready to miss about 4 hours of work for a one…tiny…itsy..bitsy….free scoop!
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 28th, 2008
I kinda felt bad for Wesley and id be inclined to say he didn’t really deserve it until i read this:
“The actor maintained in a yearslong battle with the IRS he did not have to pay taxes, using fringe arguments common to “tax protesters” who say the government has no legal right to collect. After joining Kahn’s group, the government said, Snipes instructed his employees to stop paying their own taxes and sought $11 million in 1996 and 1997 taxes he legally paid.”
To which Wesley replied: “I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance,”.
Yes, and therefore thats why you should be able to get off not paying taxes so the rest of us do? Dickhead. Enjoy prison, cigs are worth money, dont drop the soap, and take Martin Lawrence’s advice and avoid getting butt raped by shitting in yo pants.
Filed under: Gossip, Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008
+ 
= Sunshine sparkles and rosemary bells with star-tears according to an LA-Times interview with the former child star now current gayhunk
Filed under: Gossip, Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008
Suck it Bono!
But before you go out and buy those wagons of hairspray and lightbulbs, the founder thinks the way to go is with nuclear power. Ah yes..MUCH SAFER.
“The only viable solution is to build hundreds of nuclear power plants over the next century, Moore told the Boise Metro Chamber of Commerce on Wednesday. There isn’t enough potential for wind, solar, hydroelectric, and geothermal or other renewable energy sources, he said.”
Me thinks someone has gotten to the former founder.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008
Then, superstar Spuds Mckenzie!
Now:
This has been another, 80s Superstars, Where Are You Now!
Filed under: Funny, Misc | No Comments » | April 25th, 2008
I can’t even…. wow…
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 23rd, 2008
So essentially
= Boys
= Girls
In other news, China introduced its new diet: Nutin but Steak and those Outback Steakhouse Aussie Fries!
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 23rd, 2008
Dont ask if they were going over 50 you INSENSITIVE bastards out there.
Filed under: Babes, Misc | No Comments » | April 19th, 2008
