In Celebration of 4/20 - The History of Marijuana
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 19th, 2008
Trapped in An Elevator for 41 Hours
Includes time lapse video of the entire 41 hours in the elevator. I cant help but watch this and think that Die Hard would’ve been a verrrrry different movie if McClain were stuck in this elevator. HOLLLLLLLLYYYY
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 18th, 2008
Hmmmmmm
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 18th, 2008
Attention Teenage Greasefaces! Cure for Acne Found
So put down that Proactive and congratulations Cameron Diaz!
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 18th, 2008
Juno MacGuff Vs Angela Chase
Blog entry comparing Juno against Angela and how Angela was just way cooler.
Damn you Jordan Catalano!!! Why couldnt you just love her!!
Filed under: Misc, Movies, TV | No Comments » | April 17th, 2008
Put Down That Girl Scout Cookie Fatty! It Kills Monkeys!
Since they’re made from palm oil, bla bla bla bad for the rainforest. Anyway, gaze at the face of DEATH
Hot diggity damn that looks good. Oh whats a few monkeys…just roll those dead carcasses up and smoke em.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 16th, 2008
Breaking News: Masterbation Cuts Cancer Risk
Really? Do I really need a funny comment here?
Fine, next scientists to find out way to legitimize threesomes, never having to work, and how strip clubs are actually good for your brains.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 16th, 2008
Jackie Chan to Kick The F Out of Any Olympic Protester That Gets Near Him
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a proud card carrying member
F you and your agenda, hes a got a torch to bear bitches.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 15th, 2008
Scale Model of Scrooge McDuck’s Money Bin
I always figured if it came down to it, Scrooge McDuck would invest in a couple of shotguns and execute those f-ing Beagle Boys. Then feed their remains to that chubby maid and his nephews. Dont F with the Duck and his money man…
Filed under: Funny, Misc | No Comments » | April 15th, 2008
Programmer Proposes to Girl on her Favorite Game
No you maniacs, not Silent Hill! He reprogrammed Bedazzled that came up with a proposal of marriage when she reached a certain level. You freaks.
Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | April 15th, 2008
Game of “Tag” Banned From Washington School
But this isnt your good old fashioned slap the bitchy girl version of tag we all grew up with: “This tag involves grabbing people who do not necessarily know they are playing and possibly bumping them to the ground. “Then the kids do ‘pyramiding’ or ‘towering.’ They pile on each other. [Sometimes] they call it ‘jailhouse’ or ‘jailbreak,’ ” because the child has to break out”.
Welcome to your new youtube sensation!
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 15th, 2008
Japan kills 551 Antarctic whales, short of target
So SUCK IT Hayden Panit..Paniterr….SUCK IT HEROES Girl!
Next time swim and cry more! Whales are counting on you…no seriously please do more its pretty cruel what they’re doing.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 15th, 2008
Oh F Yes - Simpsons “Krustyland” To Open At Universal Studios in May
True, most Universal rides suck of the massive ass, this one comes with the Krusty guarantee! (Krusty guarantee not guaranteed nor legally binding nor said by Krusty)
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 14th, 2008
In Case You Wanted to See What John Cho’s Wife Looks Like
They’re expecting a kid. Whee, good for you big whoop wanna fight about it?
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 14th, 2008
In The I Have No Bleeping Idea Anymore News: Death Rate Lower for Slightly Overweight People
So enjoy the extra few years ya get jerk who cut in front of me at Dunkin Donuts!
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | April 11th, 2008
