
Article in EW about how, like most comedians, Mike Myers is very internal, shy and controlling. And how much of a dick he was because he didnt want to make the Dieter movie just because Mike thought it’d suck watching this guy for 2 hours and robbing us of our 10 bucks but the studios wanted to make it anyway. What a dick!
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | June 18th, 2008
My worst nightmare come true:

Of course the cast hasn’t been…um..casted yet but heres one fanboys imagining of it.
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | June 17th, 2008

AWwww cmon, we love you Donnie but that accent.
Filed under: Funny, Lists, Movies | No Comments » | June 10th, 2008
Top 12 Greatest Head Explosions

Filed under: Funny, Lists, Movies | No Comments » | June 4th, 2008
Otherwise known as Tolkien’s 83 year old son.

In other news, the above was the ONLY sexy pic i can find when googling Hobbits. Geez I hate Hobbits.
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 29th, 2008

Now a new generation of boys can get their bollocks off for chicks with glasses and leather. Ah progress.
Filed under: Babes, Movies | No Comments » | May 29th, 2008
Insert Joke Here About Any Steven Seagal/Carrot Top/That Verne Guy/Brenden Fraiser/AND Ill Just Come Out And Say It SCARJO Movie. Cmon people you know its true.

Filed under: Lists, Movies | No Comments » | May 20th, 2008
Heres the M Night twist to this story though, its going to be a LIVE Action B&B!

Friend of mine had a theory that since B&B has gone off the air, the quality of life has gone down. He even had charts and stats. I miss you crazy hobo friend.
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 15th, 2008

This time, its point..breakier? Whoa. No word if the greatest actor of all time will rejoin the cast.
Filed under: Gossip, Movies | No Comments » | May 14th, 2008

Thank goodness theres no high res close up of the rumored Morgan Freeman only in knickers pictures. Mmmmm liver spots.
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 11th, 2008

Oh yea, its the return of the 24 1/2 century, hairychest, im-gonna-love-you-until-your-hair-spontaneously-combusts, badguyfighter. And when your principal bad guy looks like this:
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Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 9th, 2008

They’re so beautiful and perfect, and we all know nothing happens to beautiful people. By the way, for those of you playing at home, which one doesn’t fit in with the others? Ill give you a hint, she slept with Tom Cruise.
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 6th, 2008

It made like, 60 Billion Dollars. Iron Man the sequel supposedly will be coming out in 2010. SO LATE?!?!
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 5th, 2008

Quite possibly the creepiest picture ive posted here yet.
Filed under: Funny, Lists, Movies | No Comments » | April 19th, 2008

Changes would’ve been: There would be AT LEAST one scene with Edward running around.
One screaming Edward Scene
And one scene where Edward totally would make out with Rebecca DeMornay and Kelly McGillis. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEhands!
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | April 17th, 2008