This Just In: Hollywood Hates Mike Myers

Article in EW about how, like most comedians, Mike Myers is very internal, shy and controlling.  And how much of a dick he was because he didnt want to make the Dieter movie just because Mike thought it’d suck watching this guy for 2 hours and robbing us of our 10 bucks but the studios wanted to make it anyway.  What a dick!


Robotech Coming to the Big Screen

My worst nightmare come true:

Of course the cast hasn’t been…um..casted yet but heres one fanboys imagining of it.


16 Horrible Movie Accents

AWwww cmon, we love you Donnie but that accent.


And Now For Something Completely Different

Top 12 Greatest Head Explosions


New Hobbit Movie May Already Be Killed By A Non Gigantic Buggy Eye

Otherwise known as Tolkien’s 83 year old son.

In other news, the above was the ONLY sexy pic i can find when googling Hobbits.  Geez I hate Hobbits.


First Images of Baronness in New GI Joe Movie

Now a new generation of boys can get their bollocks off for chicks with glasses and leather.  Ah progress.


6 Movies that Drove People To Kill

Insert Joke Here About Any Steven Seagal/Carrot Top/That Verne Guy/Brenden Fraiser/AND Ill Just Come Out And Say It SCARJO Movie.  Cmon people you know its true.


Beavis and Butthead the Movie Part 2

Heres the M Night twist to this story though, its going to be a LIVE Action B&B!

Friend of mine had a theory that since B&B has gone off the air, the quality of life has gone down. He even had charts and stats. I miss you crazy hobo friend.


The World Demanded It: Point Break 2

This time, its point..breakier?  Whoa.  No word if the greatest actor of all time will rejoin the cast.


40 High Res Pics from The New Dark Knight Movie

Thank goodness theres no high res close up of the rumored Morgan Freeman only in knickers pictures.  Mmmmm liver spots.


Buck Rogers Movie! Directed By Frank Miller

Oh yea, its the return of the 24 1/2 century, hairychest, im-gonna-love-you-until-your-hair-spontaneously-combusts, badguyfighter.  And when your principal bad guy looks like this:

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Vanity Fair “It” Class of 1999: Where Are They Now

They’re so beautiful and perfect, and we all know nothing happens to beautiful people.  By the way, for those of you playing at home, which one doesn’t fit in with the others?  Ill give you a hint, she slept with Tom Cruise.


So Much For GTA:4 Ruining the Take For Iron Man

It made like, 60 Billion Dollars.  Iron Man the sequel supposedly will be coming out in 2010.  SO LATE?!?!


8 Fairy Tales And Their Not So Happy Endings

Quite possibly the creepiest picture ive posted here yet.


Tom Cruise Was Supposed to be Edward Scissorhands


Changes would’ve been: There would be AT LEAST one scene with Edward running around.

One screaming Edward Scene

And one scene where Edward totally would make out with Rebecca DeMornay and Kelly McGillis.   GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEhands!