First Image of Rachel Nichols as Scarlett

Rowr, id like to shoot her crossbow into an enemy’s eyes and watch as the blood oozed from them! Mm hmm yesssirr


Juno MacGuff Vs Angela Chase

 Blog entry comparing Juno against Angela and how Angela was just way cooler.

Damn you Jordan Catalano!!!  Why couldnt you just love her!!


They Had Video Cameras Back Then?!??: Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Sold for 1.5 Million

Because I saw that new Lindsey “sexvideo”, i couldnt tell if that was Lindsey or a red headed horse givin head. I cant IMAGINE the video quality on this thing in the 50’s. Watching my old commodore 64’s porno videos was like watching 2 pixels do it. Not hot (though i still flogged my monkey to it) Plus did you see technology back in the day? Crap phones were the size of army tanks, so how hidden could this secret camera be?!?! 1.5 million? PSH, enjoy it buddy.


Meet The 2008 Real Life Breakfast Club

E…Eli MANNING???


In Case You Missed It: Trailer for animated Batman:Gotham Knight Movie

Filmed in Anime Style.  Insert standard tentacle porn joke here because yes, thats what ALL japanese animes have.


This Ones For You DC: House Bunny Trailer Starring Anna Farris


Awkwardly Awesome Spring Break Movies You May Not Know About

First up:

Young Indiana Jones and the Spring Break Adventure


Continuing Our Stalking of ScarJo: New Photos Of Her From The Spirit Movie

Helllllloooooooo Nurse! Yes indeed Yakko…hello Nurse indeed.


Its A Trap!


G_DDAMIT MORE Lists! Top 10 Most Prophetic Sci-Fi Movies

Ah, Denise Richards before you were a crazy attention seekin skeeve.  Also you sucked in Bond.  Also Starship Troopers is nowhere in this list, but its a cute read anyway.


The Face of the New Jason Vorhees

Pissed off face: Check

Demon Eyes: Check

Forehead that can hammer in your skull: Check

Urge to kill rising: annnd Check!


Lohan Dad Trying To Convince Lindsey Not To Do Manson Movie

Without Him!  ZING!


This Weeks 80’s Movie Quote of the Week:Conan The Barbarian

Take it away Arnie!

Remember it kiddies, it’ll make those lonely nights so warm.


In Tribute to Eliot Spitzer’s Second Reported Tryst With A Hooker: Top 10 Hookers in Movies


Denzel Washington to Star in Remake of “The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3″

The lack of ANY originality and anal raping of our past continues as another  remake comes forth.  The best remake so far?