Filed under: Misc, Movies | No Comments » | March 23rd, 2008

Thats kinda like saying being bitten by a radioactive spider and getting superhuman powers and “spider-sense” is totally impossible when we all know it is.  Stupid scientists.

Filed under: Lists, Movies | No Comments » | March 22nd, 2008

Yknow, I would’ve liked Karate Kid a lot more if Johnny wasn’t such a puss at the end.  Hes a dick the whole movie and has no problem f-ing pretty boy Danny up the whole movie, but sweep the leg? OH GOD NO SENSEI!!!!!

Filed under: Lists, Movies | No Comments » | March 22nd, 2008

Pretty interesting read. I still wonder how the quality of the bootlegs are so bad with all the new technology out there.

According to the MPAA, about $6.1 billion is lost on piracy.. sounds like the RIAA is doing the calculation..

Filed under: Misc, Movies, Tech | No Comments » | March 20th, 2008

Filed under: Gossip, Movies | No Comments » | March 17th, 2008

On a completely non related note, has anyone heard the first album by Biz Markie? That is the G-word DAMN funniest album i have ever heard.  To quote the classic “Pickin Boogers”:

“Hey Ma, whats for dinner?”
“Go up yo nose, and pick a winner!”

Fucking classic.

Filed under: Movies, Music | No Comments » | March 17th, 2008

Actress Kristen Davis ina supposed sex tape with someone not named Harry (inside Sex and The City joke, you know me girls!  Pass the lahtka)

Filed under: Babes, Gossip, Movies | No Comments » | March 17th, 2008

Finally a movie with cartoon sex that isn’t Anime and from donkeyassnuts aka Japan.

Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | March 17th, 2008

Insider’s review of MNS’s new movie: The Happening. Synopsis: The Planet hates us. Well how about i hate yew planet!!! You tramp! Why do you make me dump trash on you!?! Im sorry baby, im sorry i didnt mean it. Lets cuddle planet. Good now get me my beer.

Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | March 16th, 2008

Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | March 13th, 2008

He did not look marvelous…

On a side note.. the pitcher threw him a 3-2 slider.. c’mon dude.. Billy’s 60 years old.. throw it down the middle!

Filed under: Movies, Sports | No Comments » | March 13th, 2008

Who says straight to DVD movies suck??? Although there is no replacing Tom Hanks, Tawny Kitaen and the pretty boy from TJ Hooker … i’ll prob still watch this!

Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | March 13th, 2008

Its a bird! Its a plane!  Its…um…huh…well i dont know what you’d call that.  Gayest Superman Evar? Gothic Cowboy?

Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | March 13th, 2008

AWESOME DEVIL BABY MOVIE! *Kaboom*

Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | March 13th, 2008

Wait until you see the scene where the Spartans have to huddle with each other to get through Planet Hoth freezing temperatures.

Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | March 12th, 2008