The 25 Worst Rap Names Ever

Must’ve been tough to narrow down to 25.


Details on the New Guitar Hero 4

I actually find it quite funny to laugh at all of the real guitar playing snobs who scoff at GH. I’d imagine it’d be just as ridiculous if you had a group of soldiers/carjackers/plumbers complain about you lacking any real world knowledge.


Boy band creator sentenced to 25 years in prison

Let this be a lesson to anyone even thinking of creating another boy band…


Before You Um, Stare Too Long At That Scandalous Picture of Miley Cyrus

True, the MSNBC article doesn’t really provide any, oh i dont know, proof or sources or reasoning, they’re claiming that those pics of Miley Cyrus showing off her um…whats the word, ah yes UNDERAGE breastestestss in her green bra are likely photoshop modifications or someone who looks like her. If so, HIRE THAT GIRL. Shes way better than that Bush impersonator i hired for my bachelor party.


New Foxboro Hot Tubs (aka Greenday) Album Online For Download

Its a side project with 2 more band members.  Check it out.


Eminem Comes Out of “Retirement” To Play For Nelson Mandela

How many words rhyme with Mandela? Salmonella…rapperwhoneedsalimonymoney-fella…

iwanttoseeRhiannanakedyouknowthechickwhosingsthatdumbsongUmbrella ella ella ella…this is easy!


The Mets Got RickRolled

New 8th inning stretch song will be the fan voted Rick Astley Song. Internet, i lufz you.


Top 20 Happiest songs of the 80s

 


Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

Entitled: Anywhere I Lay My Head.  Um…k.


Todays NICE News of the Day: Lil Jon Produces Own Wine

 

To quote the wordsmith: “My full name is Jonathan,” the Atlanta-based artist said. “The wine is more nature: I wanted to not just have a direct connection, but make it just a little bit more upscale than regular ‘Lil Jon.’ … This is not no ghetto Boone’s Farm; this is some real wine.”.   YEAAAAAAAAAAAA


Corinne Bailey Rae Husband Found Dead in Apartment

Drug overdose.  Tsk tsk, next time take one drink, dont be rude, go home, jerk off and thats all you gonna do.


Michael Stipe admits hes Gay. World Yawns.

Thats like Bonds telling everyone he took steroids.  Or Richard Gere saying the hamster is dead.


First Pic of Notorious BIG from New Movie

On a completely non related note, has anyone heard the first album by Biz Markie? That is the G-word DAMN funniest album i have ever heard.  To quote the classic “Pickin Boogers”:

“Hey Ma, whats for dinner?”
“Go up yo nose, and pick a winner!”

Fucking classic.


Madonna’s marriage looks all about over

This is a HUGE story… if this was 1992..


20 Biggest Record Company Screw-Ups of All Time

 Wow.. no mention of the Don Johnson album..