Wife: Alex Rodriguez fainted during first daughter’s birth
She proceeds to embarrass ARod even more by saying he cries after every time they’re intimate.
Filed under: Sports | No Comments » | May 6th, 2008
Julio Franco officially ends 23-year career
At age 49, Julio Franco finally decides to call it quits. Apparently baseball teams are not looking for players to just yell at their rookies and talk about the dead ball era. They need players that can hit, run, field, walk, see clearly, breathe on their own blah blah… Man, what’s happened to the national pastime..?
Filed under: Sports | No Comments » | May 4th, 2008
Patriots Still Looking to Trademark “19-0″
Because NO ONE may be perfect other than the Patriots! Pay us royalty bitches! Geez the ego and greed. Can I trademark 20-0?
Filed under: Sports | No Comments » | April 22nd, 2008
MLB To No Longer Have 9 Innings of Baseball
New York, N.Y. - Due to decreased attendance at baseball games and overall drop of the average television viewer’s attention span, MLB has decided to no longer make baseball a 9 inning sport. Instead baseball games will now only consist of nothing but highlights.
Filed under: Funny, Sports | No Comments » | April 21st, 2008
NFL Draft’s Top 50 Steals
Everyone knows what a crapshoot the Draft is. Joe Schmo can handle it for any team and get as much success as these “experts”.
Filed under: Lists, Sports | No Comments » | April 20th, 2008
The Mets Got RickRolled
New 8th inning stretch song will be the fan voted Rick Astley Song. Internet, i lufz you.
Filed under: Music, Sports | No Comments » | April 11th, 2008
SF Giants want to forget Bonds
So after shelling out excessive money to keep him last season, riding and promoting the hell out of his home run record to sell tickets, they now want to take everything down that references him.
Bonds and the SF Giants, match made in heaven.
Filed under: Misc, Sports | No Comments » | March 28th, 2008
Billy Crystal gets one at-bat with Yanks
He did not look marvelous…
On a side note.. the pitcher threw him a 3-2 slider.. c’mon dude.. Billy’s 60 years old.. throw it down the middle!
Filed under: Movies, Sports | No Comments » | March 13th, 2008
Gisele and Brady Caught Having Sex On Tape…in a Chinese Restaurant Wine Cellar?????
I imagine the conversation went a little something like this:
Tom: “Ah Duh…I want you so badly babe. Oh also hut hut hut.”
Gisele: “Mmmsmmmbll Victoria Seeecret (mumble mumble) ”
Tom: “Thats a great idea babe, lets go to the Wine Cellar and totally make monkey love like only us Patriots can! Oh can you also pretend like you’re my center?”
Filed under: Babes, Gossip, Sports | No Comments » | March 6th, 2008
Steelers sign Roethlisberger to $102M contract
Ben joins the cursed $100M Dollars Quaterbacks Club
Filed under: Sports | No Comments » | March 3rd, 2008
Tony Romo Insults Jessica Simpson
Romo works hard at losing hot girlfriends.. almost as hard as losing playoff games.
Filed under: Babes, Gossip, Sports | No Comments » | March 1st, 2008
Australian girl banned from tennis club for grunting
However, the Monica Seles club is accepting members
Filed under: Sports | No Comments » | February 27th, 2008
