This way you can quickly Google a lawyer when you inevitably get into an accident.

Filed under: Cars, Misc, Tech | No Comments » | June 26th, 2008

I actually find it quite funny to laugh at all of the real guitar playing snobs who scoff at GH. I’d imagine it’d be just as ridiculous if you had a group of soldiers/carjackers/plumbers complain about you lacking any real world knowledge.

Filed under: Music, Tech | No Comments » | May 22nd, 2008

The Sleeping With Paris Hilton fatality, not included. Wait what was that? Im stuck in a so 6 months relevance ago VORTEX!?!??!? Sonofa..oh whatever, she couldn’t stay out of the tabloids 6 months later right?  RIGHT!??!

Filed under: Funny, Tech | No Comments » | May 20th, 2008

 This better not affect me getting solicited by incredibly hot chicks that just recently moved to my city and want to hang out with me just as long as I visit their website to contact them.

Filed under: Tech | No Comments » | May 14th, 2008

Physicists in the UK (aka broken tooth central) have created a teeny tiny universe that essentially repeatedly keeps expanding and contracting into itself, possibly mimicking what they believe happened during “the Big Bang”.  Shortly thereafter, those same physicists gave the big bang to their stripper wives in celebration.

Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | May 9th, 2008

Shes got MAN hands baby!

Filed under: Funny, Misc, Tech | No Comments » | May 7th, 2008

Based on a recent ruling, US Customs has the right, without having to give a reason, to search and make a physical COPY of your laptop/cell phone and retain that copy.  However it doesn’t state that you are actually required to give them the password to your computer.  This stemmed from a recent case where child pr0n was found on some dude’s laptop on a recent search and he could not be convicted.  Those guys are always ruining things!

Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | May 5th, 2008

This pretty much nails them all in the head

Filed under: Funny, Tech | No Comments » | April 30th, 2008

Apparently the game freezes at the intro screen.  Who the hell watches the intro screen? Prepare to fast forward!  Fast forwarding!

Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | April 30th, 2008

This, by the AT&T vice president of legislative affairs. Really? The VP of LAWYERS doesn’t think theres enough capacity?? WTF does he know how much capacity is at and at what throughput its occuring? Dude, i see external Terrabyte drives for 200 bucks on amazon. Don’t tell me theres a capacity issue.

Shouldn’t he be, i dunno, drinking the blood of innocents and figuring out ways to charge more money for less? OH wait, thats exactly what hes trying to do!

Filed under: Tech | No Comments » | April 18th, 2008

Yaaaaaaaaar Matey! For legal and home purposes only!  Not to be sold or distributed without the expressed written consent of the MPAA. YARRRR

Filed under: Lists, Tech | No Comments » | April 18th, 2008

Think of this, but with like boobs and penises. There don’t you feel safer? If not, there will be a pat-down option but they will not announce it to you.

Filed under: Tech | No Comments » | April 16th, 2008

Its not hard, just needs some patience and time off from work.  Worse than Shinobi!!!

Filed under: Tech | No Comments » | April 15th, 2008

No you maniacs, not Silent Hill!  He reprogrammed Bedazzled that came up with a proposal of marriage when she reached a certain level.  You freaks.

Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | April 15th, 2008

Finally we’ll all look like the Jet..AY AY AYYYY!! Holy SH*T GET A BROOM! KILL IT KILL IT!

Filed under: Lists, Tech | No Comments » | April 15th, 2008