List of People Banned From SNL And Why


NBC Shills Sh*t Faster Than A 2 Dollar Whore At Auction


Merchandise from last night’s 30 Rock and The Office can be purchased from their online store.  Items include the above and Jan’s Serenity Candles.  Vasectomies not included.


Venezuela Takes Off Simpsons to Be Replaced by Baywatch

They believed it was bad for kids.

Sooo lemme get this straight braniacs:

= Equal to watching The Devil Assf*ck Bush = Good for 1st Graders

I like the way you move Venezuela.


The #2 Night Time Comedy Show Becomes Gay Community Public Enemy #1

Leno had this to say: “Eh You ever notice how…look over there!” and then disappeared in a cloud of smoke.


Realistic-ish Homer Simpson

AHHH! GET A STICK! KILL IT! KILL IT!! ITS LOOKING INTO MY SOUL AND SNACKING ON IT AHHHHHHH


Watch All Episodes of South Park Online Legally Instead of Illegally Which Is Cool Too I Guess


The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of ’80s Cartoons

To me, they missed the Smurf’s GNAP episode which friggin scarred me and i was never able to eat small blue people ever again. Not even as a snack.


Married with Children The Ruski Version

The best Married with Children episode: ALL OF THEM


Veronica Mars Creator to Write for 90210 Spinoff

Hmm, post a pic of either Dcbin fave Kristen Bell or an old 80s pic of some show i never watched about kids who were really in their 30s? The choices….


We like Kristen Bell


Simon Cowell shows off in his $1million Bugatti Veyron sports car

America’s voted… you’re a douche.


Side by Side Comparison of Simpsons and Their Movie References

No Beer Make Homer Go Something

I feel like punching the people on the ovaries who keep f*cking up: their, they’re and there.  Its not hard you kids left behind!


President Bush to Reinstate G.I. JOE To Join War On Terrorism

President Bush Chillin

WASHINGTON, WA. - After much criticism and suffering through his lowest numbers in public support, President Bush has decided to reactivate the country’s greatest heroes - G.I. Joe. Read more…


Dungeons and Dragons Creator Passes Away at 69

Queen Meow

Dateless wonders everywhere roll a 12 sided DAM die in memory. Also Presto and the rest of the kids still stuck D&D realm will see you in hell.


Vanity Fair’s Annie Leibovitz Covers

There’s always one person that doesn’t really fit with the others…