Or at least until her movie comes out. Also, its waaaay better than that crappy Angelina Jolie nudie scene in that Beowulf movie. What the hell was that gold stuff?
Filed under: Babes | No Comments » | May 12th, 2008
Move it you uncaring souless demons from the land of i dont care about anyone but myself-ia! You only have a few hours!
Filed under: Lists | No Comments » | May 11th, 2008
Thank goodness theres no high res close up of the rumored Morgan Freeman only in knickers pictures. Mmmmm liver spots.
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 11th, 2008
Oh yea, its the return of the 24 1/2 century, hairychest, im-gonna-love-you-until-your-hair-spontaneously-combusts, badguyfighter. And when your principal bad guy looks like this:
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 9th, 2008
Hosted by Dave Attell on Comedy Central (aka where movies go to die) July 17. No word if “Have You Got A Nickle” will make an appearance. Also no word on when it’ll be immediately cancelled.
Filed under: TV | No Comments » | May 9th, 2008
Physicists in the UK (aka broken tooth central) have created a teeny tiny universe that essentially repeatedly keeps expanding and contracting into itself, possibly mimicking what they believe happened during “the Big Bang”. Shortly thereafter, those same physicists gave the big bang to their stripper wives in celebration.
Filed under: Misc, Tech | No Comments » | May 9th, 2008
YOU ARE! Thats right! You let him naturally digest for a week in your bewwy wewwy. Hahahaha this picture is so morbid.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 8th, 2008
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Filed under: Funny | No Comments » | May 7th, 2008
Melted chocolate, USED baby diapers, and other crap. That blanket that guy’s wearing? Been blown in. Try to figure out which version of blown im talking about.
Filed under: Misc | No Comments » | May 7th, 2008
Things not on the list: How not to get cheated, How To Get Tawny Kitaen to Dance On the Top of Your Car, How to Shoot a Gun At The Bad Guys While Doing a 360. Die Hard baby!
Filed under: Lists, Misc | No Comments » | May 6th, 2008
They’re so beautiful and perfect, and we all know nothing happens to beautiful people. By the way, for those of you playing at home, which one doesn’t fit in with the others? Ill give you a hint, she slept with Tom Cruise.
Filed under: Movies | No Comments » | May 6th, 2008
She proceeds to embarrass ARod even more by saying he cries after every time they’re intimate.
Filed under: Sports | No Comments » | May 6th, 2008
The Hollywood World, reeling after discovering that Puff Daddy has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after his roles in the movie…um…yes well anyway, Dina Lohan has been given the coveted Long Island”Mom of the Year Award” for her ability to, get this: “It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”
Bravo.
Filed under: Babes, Gossip, Misc | No Comments » | May 5th, 2008
Oh like we had any chance. Also, did you hear her album? Man, i hope shes not singing at her wedding. OH SNAP. Sorry im just venting.
Filed under: Babes, Gossip | No Comments » | May 5th, 2008
