In Case You Didn’t Know, Its Legal for US Customs To Make A Copy of Your Laptop/Cell Phone

Based on a recent ruling, US Customs has the right, without having to give a reason, to search and make a physical COPY of your laptop/cell phone and retain that copy.  However it doesn’t state that you are actually required to give them the password to your computer.  This stemmed from a recent case where child pr0n was found on some dude’s laptop on a recent search and he could not be convicted.  Those guys are always ruining things!


So Much For GTA:4 Ruining the Take For Iron Man

It made like, 60 Billion Dollars.  Iron Man the sequel supposedly will be coming out in 2010.  SO LATE?!?!


Time’s 100 Most Influential People

 This is a very intricate process of selection which pretty much boils down to a handful of clowns in a room yelling names and some poor intern misspelling most of them on a whiteboard. Then another intern spell checks them and puts them in order of how many search results they have when Googled. Finally a sales algorithm is run by each name to see how many magazines it will potentially sell. Hence, Miley Cyrus is #1 and will probably be for the next 5 years…


New pics of Rihanna

NEW not NUDE.


Julio Franco officially ends 23-year career

At age 49, Julio Franco finally decides to call it quits. Apparently baseball teams are not looking for players to just yell at their rookies and talk about the dead ball era.  They need players that can hit, run, field, walk, see clearly, breathe on their own blah blah… Man, what’s happened to the national pastime..?


TV’s 50 Best Comedies of All Time

OK seriously… 50? What was left off the list? Marblehead Manor and Homeboys in Outer Space?


Download a free copy of a Star Wars novel

The novel takes place after Return of the Jedi and follows the struggles of Han Solo and his substance abuse as well as Luke’s questioning of his sexuality.


Great Depiction of Social Networks

This pretty much nails them all in the head


To Our Female Critics: This Post Is For You

Go ahead, keep complaining about our frat boy humor.  Cmon…


Grand Theft Auto IV: No Fix For Freeze in Sight

Apparently the game freezes at the intro screen.  Who the hell watches the intro screen? Prepare to fast forward!  Fast forwarding!


Mars to acquire Wrigley’s

I hope I can finally get fat and an ulcer from just a single product.


Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘I’m the worst actress ever.’

She then goes on to complain about how fat she is…


Top 5 Sci-Fi Inventions That I’m Getting Impatient For

Ive watched a lot of Sci-Fi movies in my time, and I always get so jealous that the people on the screen get to play with these great cool toys. Yea I get it, its Science fiction stupid, hey im not stupid youre stupid. Anyway, I get that these really cool inventions haven’t been created yet, but it might because technology’s getting better! But what we have we got so far? Nothing but new versions of walkmans, cars that still burn yummy fossil fuels at 4 dollars a gallon, and according to the news a recreation of The Road Warrior. Heres 5 examples of inventions I dont see why im still waiting for. Why only 5? Because I got work to do thats why!

/curmudgeon mode

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Attention Lactose Lushes: Free Ice Cream Cone From Ben And Jerrys Tomorrow

Get on line (without the dash you internet freaks) and get ready to miss about 4 hours of work for a one…tiny…itsy..bitsy….free scoop!


Simon Phoenix aka Wesley Snipes Gets 3 Years in Jail for Tax Evasion

I kinda felt bad for Wesley and id be inclined to say he didn’t really deserve it until i read this:

“The actor maintained in a yearslong battle with the IRS he did not have to pay taxes, using fringe arguments common to “tax protesters” who say the government has no legal right to collect. After joining Kahn’s group, the government said, Snipes instructed his employees to stop paying their own taxes and sought $11 million in 1996 and 1997 taxes he legally paid.”

To which Wesley replied: “I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance,”.

Yes, and therefore thats why you should be able to get off not paying taxes so the rest of us do? Dickhead. Enjoy prison, cigs are worth money, dont drop the soap, and take Martin Lawrence’s advice and avoid getting butt raped by shitting in yo pants.